chrystie nojo

When a sidewalk petitioner tries to get me to sign something

Me and my friends after a few drinks

When my skinny friend says she’s feeling fat

How I am around my crush

Expectation:

Reality:

When I go out two nights in a row

Dancing

Expectation:

Reality:

Whenever something involves basic math

ADELE I FUCKING LOVE YOU

How I feel about my ex

Right after our break up:

Now:

Running into someone I don’t like that much